one day I'm really going to regret not using the boners I got in planes and cars
I think the phrase "baptist college" should be an oxymoron.
I tried to cut him off and he said "I was the president of a fraternity for 3 years, I could outdrink God."
I'm not considering your visit a success until we've fucked every cock in the ethnic rainbow...between the four of us we should have it done by x-mas
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So was I the only one that was competing in the whale hunt?
I think we did. All i know my pants smell like pong water due to the bathroom extravagansa. God I feel like a whore.
I'm gunna send you baby bottles of vodka for those nights when you just give up
I have a fantastic sense of humor but being called a merman isn't funny
A man just squeezed past me in a tight space and said, "Excuse us."
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Having boobs is probably the greatest thing in the world, free booze all around
We call her skankles because she's a skank and she has cankles, I thought that was obvious
Besides, I don't need any more men there who have seen my tits. #bearwatch2014
He said I could stop sending ass pics now and just say hello. I'm not sure if that means he's no longer interested, or that he's a gentleman??
You are allergic to dogs. DO NOT kidnap something you are allergic to. No matter how fluffy.
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
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