I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
new hobby: convincing random sorority girls around campus that we hooked up last weekend. i'm 2 for 5.
She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
I'd say tonight was pretty successful. I rode an iron horse naked and sweet talked myself out of an MIC while wearing a bra filled with four loko.
It's not ok to announce to a group of people playing beer pong that a girl put her finger in your butt last night. I now know this
Think of something healthy and responsible. Now think of the exact opposite, let's do the latter
He found a way to charmingly ask me for a threesome and when I said no he made it sound like he was even happier. He's a fucking wizard
Shroomed with my best friend'a dad at his wife's surprise birthday party so you can say I have experience in the field
I JUST LIKE FLANNEL, NOT VAGINAS! OK?
The bump on my forehead, i think, was from falling asleep at front door, on my knees, slumped over. But we played good music so what?
Homeboy just asked me to strip for him. He should not be this horny and allowed to be in Vegas with his kid.
im gonna shove his purity ring down his throat
MUFFINS DON'T MAKE YOU ORGASM MULTIPLE TIMES OR HAVE ROCK HARD MUSCLES.
And our sex soundtracks thus far have been metal and Star Wars
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