Why did you send me a picture of a dick?
It was an accident sry. Not mine tho.
i wish there was an iPhone app that lets you write a TeXt LiKe tHiS
dude...come out of the closet already
My RA just gave me tips on how to have discreet shower sex. Were we that loud?
We found her in the fireplace eating dog biscuits.
You're a college freshman. Its your job to be pathetic. And drunk. But mostly pathetic
and now i get to think about how i fulfill a gay man's harry potter fantasy. thanks for that
I asked him for something to clean up with after sex and he handed me a sham wow. A SHAM WOW
If you kill yourself you won't get to feel that feeling when you have a good shit in the morning. Arent you gonna miss that?
he called me his ex's name during sex then proceeded to cry while still in me
Can't. Way too high. Forgot how to operate doors. Stuck outside.Come get me.
I ACCIDENTALLY SUPER LIKED HIM. I JUST DELETED TINDER FROM MY PHONE.
BRIAN AND ANTHONY SPOON FED MY BROTHER MACARONI AND CHEESE WHILE HE WAS FUCKING ZARA. THEY WENT TO HIGHFIVE HIM AND ZARA WAS LIKE "WOO!" AND HIGHFIVED THEM FIRST
I quit doing blow for him. If that doesn’t say “I’m in love with you and want to marry you” idk what does
I don't actually like you. I just want to hook up with you.
I'm fine with that
He’s disease free and drives a Porsche. What else does a girl need?
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