dude are you gonna smoke tonight? my day was shit and I wanna get high
worker bees can leave....even drones can fly away....the queen is their slave
nevermind....I'm on the way
Now i know why people get high. I sat in the same chair for about 3 hours and the only thing i worried about was how far away my chinese food was.
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
she just announced that once she was paid to deep throat a light saber with a mint flavored condom on it. i'm speechless.
Also I feel like 60% of our relationship is based on sausage mcmuffins.
Send me the video of myself under the polar bear skin. It's important.
The problem with never associating with your roommate is that you never know if they're dead in their room with the door closed or just gone for the weekend...I sprayed some febreeze just in case.
That girl next to you randomly said that she fits into a queen sized pillow case
WTF.
Getting sick, pulled the filter off a camel crush and rolled it into my joint to clear my sinuses. If there were stoner awards, I'd receive one.
If your plan is to re-bang every girl you banged in high school - you're gonna need a spread sheet and clip board.
I gave him a bunch of ideas to use to spice up their sex life. Say what you will, I am the best 'other' woman ever!
So my mom wants to hear about my weekend. How do I make licking cupcake frosting off your face while high not sound like just that?
Come home, I'm drunk on the porch and pretending to smoke breadsticks like cigarettes. Enticing, right?
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
admittedly, geting that drunk in front of my last two exes wasnt a good idea
probably didn't help that you cheated on them with each other either
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