dude, the reading rainbow guy was just talking to a HOLOGRAM
Are you sure you're not watching Star Trek?
wait... oh
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
we agreed that it was acceptable to get the cat high as long as we gave her a lot of food.
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i am way too old to be getting fingered at work
THEY HAVE VIAGRA FLAVORED GELATO
Just watched a guy ride a bike off his roof into his pool. On my way to the liquor store, picking you up in 20
I'm getting better, this year I only showed up drunk to 1 final.
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
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I called my mom while I was blackout drunk, and told her I was drunk, safe, and happy. But really, I was just drunk.
I peed my pants walking home last night... I just kept walking.
fuck sobriety. I want to wake up tomorrow in a park or some shit.
Long story short wrist restraints, Apple Watch and cumming all don’t mix
I watched my wife kick balloons while wearing thigh highs. It's not a sentence you get to use too often
Too high to wash a dish but just high enough for a kitchen fire
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