Its not like he dircectly choose a cheeseburger over sex, it was more like I said seductively "I really appreciate this and I'm going to make it up to you anyway I can" and he replied "i want a bacon cheeseburger"
i guess he just knew i was going to sleep with him either way
mmm whisky
reminds me of losing my job
I'll bring the barf blanket just in case.
Wierdest expirience of my life this girl literally just knocked on my door at 140am to blow me in the shower. Idk what im doing but im doing it right
Disasters an understatement. Hurricane alpha chi omega hit. On my way to buy carpet cleaner, super glue, and a new liver. Be back soon.
Quick question. What's the protocol on going back to a bar after going home with one of their bartenders?
Go back and try to find another to go home with.
He told me my butthole was like "Narnia" and that it's a wonderful place he would like to visit.
I'm not so good at organized events that don't revolve around whiskey or playgrounds.
It was the night of "what the fuck have you done with my daughter and where is she" texts from mom...
Guy just came in wearing only shorts, on his hand was written - my name is ... Call ... And tell them where i am, thanx - in permanent marker, ordered his favorite dish, and left w/out touching it. It's snowing outside.
I don't care how great the sex was, I cannot unsee what has been seen. I regret ever stalking his Facebook.
The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
I mean, don't most people have like a two week grace period where it's okay to ditch new friends?
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
The cat hopped on my bed and watched me masturbate naked with a vibrator. I've never felt more sorry in my entire life
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