So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Fuck. I have a girl here waiting on me in my room! I told her I was going to get a drink of water... I'm in the bathroom taking a dump... I have mudd butt bad... There's NO toilet paper!!
It's my fault I'm alone. My closest relationship is with my blackberry....thank god it vibrates.
just found gum connecting my sunglasses to my floor board. you don't want to know where else it was.
The best thing about my promotion is that I now have an office with a door. I can take my naps in peace instead of leaning my head against the stall in the bathroom.
I can't believe they pay you six figures. I hate you.
I created a photogrid for every picture he has ever sent me of his penis. Now I can see every angle at one time. THIS IS GREAT.
i decided if i had to, i could survive with only 3 fingers on each hand.
He somehow pantsed the bouncer and tipped him over before cartwheeling and skipping away? Help me find him.
Those drunk pictures you took of me? My mom is showing those to my grandparents.
Who gives a hand job to a 19 yr old one night then the next lets a 31 year old random man fly a plane to town and pick u up and take u to dinner?
I'm finally in my bed, my pants are off, and there's no pee on my carpet this is the best life has been all day
Also I am throwing a blaZer over what I wore to bed and calling it an outfit.
I won the 'drunkest person at a family event' award tonight.
He does impressions. Handy knowing you can get fucked by one guy and pretend a group of celebrities is running a train on you.
i wish i could put you in a lil box, and keep you for when i need to be blown
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