So his roomate was eating breakfast when I was sneaking out. He's the guy I took home from jessicas wedding. I ended up eating coco puffs with him
Just another sign I need to get out of this town
i feel like im doing the pre-walk of shame..like every car that drives by is like, ooooo look at that girl, in that itty bitty dress, yep shes about to get her skank on tonight...
to do: lose virginity to hamster dance
Last night I saw a drag queen take a shot of Red Hot that was soaked into a tampon. I fucking love my life!
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It's official, my little sister has hooked up with more girls than I have.
you cant just puke in an arbys and not order food. thatd be rude.
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
All i remember is Liz dragging me home yelling at me, crying, and barfing
It was pathetic and I was covered in butter
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Roommate is eating a chimichanga, watching Dr Doolittle 2 and weeping. His Tuesday hangovers make me feel better about my life.
I CAN ONLY BE THE BIRDIE ON YOUR SHOULDER WHO LEADS YOU INTO BAD DESCISIONS
You continued to run around saying "free the nipple" while "taste testing" every liquor on the premises.
In the name of friendship, I’m going to kick your children into the ocean.
I'm trying to find a place to hide weed in my mother in law's house...
Married life problems?
THERE IS WATER LITERALLY DRIPPING OFF OF THE CHANDELIER. I OFFICIALLY HAVE THE WORLD'S WORST RAINFALL SHOWER HEAD.
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