she's walking around the room telling people she can make the room move with her mind and then she shakes her head really fast yelling 'see?!'
you yelled then hung up at the girl on information bc she could not pinpoint your location and tell you how to get to dennys
I've see this movie. You sext me after the bar and fall asleep mid sentence. Roll credits.
JUST MADE A FLAMING SLED. MIGHT HAVE 3RD DEGREE BURNS.
Carrying your RA back to her room wasn't the conclusion I was expecting for the first thursday back
Woke up naked wearing mismatched earrings. Didn't even make it to the bar.
BURNT NIPPLES ARE UNHAPPY NIPPLES.
Lets watch game of thrones and have sex every time someone is naked. It'll be like a drinking game but better.
It was technically 11... But I go by McDonald's time, if they aren't servin breakfast, it's the afternoon. Therefore I can drink
She took all the bottles out of the shower caddy and replaced them with booze. I just made a shower Manhatten. Imma marry this one.
Of course, it's a law of friendship. "Thy friend Shalt always hold hatred for thine friend's swinish ex"
I ate all your munchie Mac and Cheese cause you left me on the lawn. If you don't want it to happen gain, drag my drunk ass inside next time
Just made a drug contact standing in the sandwich line in the dining hall. Is this real life?
You're my fucking hero.
GOD DAMN IT I COULD HAVE HAD A MOTHERFUCKING 3 WAY LAST NIGHT. WHY BOOZE, WHY?!
I was singing Colors of the Wind and swigging vodka and still felt like more of an adult.
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