he wants to bone in the snuggie
don't blame me for your drunken lack of judgement
big words... still drunk. dont care. your fault.
God gave him joint rollers for hands
Two words. Shotgunning Cognac.
This has already gotten way out of hand
IF I CAN STICK YOUR DICK IN MY MOUTH, I CAN STICK MY GUM ON YOUR NIGHTSTAND.
I always ask when they're due. It's the nicest way for me to let her know the rest of the world can tell she's putting on weight too
Seriously, webMD this shit for me, I cant move and I dont wanna die until I have something worth fighting over in my will
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
Like please, take your microdick and try to stick it someplace else. It is not welcome in my world.
I just ironed my gstring.. this is please fuck my brains out on a whole new level.
Like my new perfume? It's a combination of Fireball, sex and bad decisions.
It turned from Netflix and chill to cringeworthy YouTube videos and chill. At least he's honest.
I feel like my liver should be on crutches right now
I feel like you're the sexual bearcat I've always wanted to be.
Someone just needs to roll me into a blanket burrito and feed me drugs
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