I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
chugging beers on the train. people are staring. I would be offended if it wasn't 8:30
She started ignoring us once we told her we were out to celebrate your abortion. Who knew strippers could be judgemental?
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
my mom found me passed out in the kitchen floor with the Brita pitcher.. Happy Mothers Day
Eating nacho cheese off the carpet. How is your morning?
Please, take the 2 shots of vodka that I left as an apologie.
Wrapped in a blanket, just ate a whole party pizza. All my dreams are coming true and you don't even care.
this st patricks day sucks
ill send jameson via bank tube 150+ miles
You asked the bartender if she was trying to get you drunk. She cut you off after that.
I woke up to find a bottle of Bacardi in my shower rack. How was your night?
I have a rash on my arm from the cat litter. Think the cat will be mad that I peed in its box?
I'm on the porch day drinking and the neighbor is in his yard screaming about his amazing sandwiches, maybe we should move.
It's a special kind of bond when your gay brother takes pics of you topless at a frat party.
he said he only had one rule...that he'd only go down on me 3x a day. so far this is turning into the best relationship ever.
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