If only Ben were 51% gay instead of 49%
Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
I hate thxgiving break now because that totally means I'm not able to have sex for a week.
whenever I think of his sister, I just picture a chick with a huge beard
I just found a receipt from ace where I bought 1 lrg plastic funnel, 2ft of 1" plastic tubing, and a 48" toboggan sled. Thank you cashier #552 for letting that poor life decision happen.
the fact that i fell through a skylight is the least humiliating part of the night
My third nipple is alarmingly under-appreciated.
Did you fuck him in my garden last night?
That WOULD explain the dirt in my vagina
He literally named all the parts of the vagina as he fingered me. No more pre-med virgins.
So, I'm a little drunk in Seattle with Glenna, but we've all agreed that it's patriotic to think about Bill Clinton from time to time during sex. 'Merica
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
He started to lick a stick of butter and was calling it Jennifer.
Being in the club with your moms drunk friends > having a healthy relationship with your mom
I just want orgasms and emotional validation. Is that too much to ask?
when I found u, u were using a t-shirt for pants
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