He said he had a gf but the monogamy was "only implied".
So you know that marine I slept with, well his girlfriend just told me I was pretty, I almost feel bad for sleeping with him now...
Dont! You were just serving you country
No more fucking baseball tools. Walk-of-shamed home in only a pinstriped jersey and a Red Sox SnapBack.
Is it acceptable I'm laying in bed drinking airplane bottles?
In our world? Yes, but I'm disappointed yoiu are wasting airplane bottles. Save them for sneaky occasions
I JUST FOUND AN INTERNATIONAL POLE DANCING CHAMPIONSHIP IN SPANISH
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
How early is too early for a booty call on a Monday night?
I didn't want to hook up with him so I just jumped out of bed, yelled "I don't even believe in god!" and ran out of the room
Ok, in complete transparency, I am eating a cookie on my bed naked while reading a Halo novel.
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
The cops high fived after they tackled you
i like beer, sex, and cooking. what more can he want?
I haven't felt more like a college student than when I woke up this morning naked with my sociology textbook in front of me and my bong in my left hand.
so we’ve decided to fuck for our own health
Are you sure you found YOUR underwear?
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