Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
Saved 180 Bucks tonight. Pulled my own tooth. More money to party with.
i dont care that its taken 20 hrs to pee without hurting, BEST HATE SEX EVER.
No. I was horrified and confused as to why you thought scrambled eggs and cottage cheese was a good mix
Just sit in your kitchen floor until something speaks to you.
She tried to ditch the cab before she payed but she forgot to grab her shoes and wake me up
Just pissed in my own closet. Had no idea adult dinner parties could he so awesome.
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
I walked out of the bedroom naked holding a used condom only to be greeted by half of my family. Happy birthday mom
to have them in my mouth would be like meeting a unicorn while floating on a cloud of glitter
Didn't want you to think it had been open season on my vagina since we broke up.
Kyle found me outside his apartment in the hallway. Said he didn't hear me knock bt smelled alcohol through the door. I'm sucha bitch to my liver
She's too awesome to dump: she gives me great blow jobs and free Popeyes. You just don't burn a bridge like that.
Oh god theyre drunkenly throwing knifes now, definitely the best movie I've worked on
the yoga instructor with the "dirt" and "roots" tattoos is seriously mother nature. i get my period after ever session i have with her. i'm trippin' balls over it.
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