I told him it was like a man's penis, but smaller.
I was like, "um, that's my butthole."
So I don't think its herpes anymore. Could be a sign of diabetes though. Is it bad that I consider getting diabetes 'dodging a bullet'?
I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
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Half my make-up was stuck to his thigh where I'd fallen asleep after the blowjob.
we used a swiffer mop as a stripper pole.
He's both a cowboy and a firefighter. Saying "no" was not an option.
I'm on my way back with the wine... And a puppy. It was free.
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
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This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
One day, I might be old and married wishing I could bang everyone... and that'll be a problem. So I feel in my heart it's something I need to do.
my underwear is inside out , I have a giant hickie. I'm wearing last nights makeup. this is going to be the best day at work ever
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
DO IT!
I just puked into a clean basket of laundry.
She was drunk running in the middle of the street when a cop saw her,picked her up and dropped her off at her house. This really doesn't surprise me.
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