Yeah I'm pretty sure at one point I was telling her to keep her dick in her pants. She was going to do some serious damage.
Those former-lesbian gone white-trash bars always seem to be your favorite.
There is a bruise on my cock the size of a golfball. Bad sign.
i have a "get your shit together" dinner with my parents tonight. After that ill be down to party
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she asked me if i can do her a favor, came over, and gave me head then left. i still dont understand how that was a favor for her.
You've got the short couch unless you find some girl to take you home
Challenge accepted.
Still had my bottle opener ring on. Started to give him a hand job. LOL
Just you wait I'll be crying and puking everywhere in no time
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
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PS: when I ask you if I look fat in a a dress DO NOT TAKE YOUR SWEET ASS GAY TIME to formulate an answer only to tell me in front of our family that perhaps I should buy Spanx. Do you WANT me to tell mom and dad you suck cock? Then be a good brother and have the common decency to LIEEEEEE!!!!
Do you think I shall pursue this journey to the center if the dick?
Just saw a government minister puke and rally.
I bought a box of wine on my way home. I figured if I’m going to be broke during the holidays, I might as well be able to drink about it.
This is very awkward but where is my dildo, Mom
Please stop telling my mom she doesn't have nipples when she's been drinking. You know shell show you. Forcefully.
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