I think east. Tornado watch. What the fuck are you doing in Texarkana?
Bonnaroo. Tornado watch? Expand on that thought.
Watch for tornadoes.
i was watching iron chef and got motivated, so i made dinosaur chicken nuggets
i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
They had some plan b on the table between the beer and the guacamole. Yeah, it's gonna be a fun party.
I'm gagging in the liquor aisle just thinking about how much alcohol I'll be drinking this weekend.
Besides asking our teacher if he enjoyed being fisted did I have any other tragic moments last night?
Im on my period and I feel like I'm going to die. The only thing that can make this tolerable is for you to eat me out in the shower. Please. I'll do anything.
6 tequila shots, 3 kamikazes and 1 rumplemintz.. The next day I puked in my office trash can while doing payroll. I may have to dock my own pay for lack of class.
someone just got arrested on campus...
holy fuck look at all that cocaine
You turn 21 at midnight!
This is better than being born!!
Fuck I forgot the furry convention was this weekend and now I'm downtown. Way too high for this shit.
Excuse you? I'm an asshole at least 90% of the time. Get it right.
His penis is the only thing worth pursuing but all the baggage attached isn't.
How did the surgery go?
My face feels like a marshmallow.
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