What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
my mom just informed me my dog smells like cum
okay, prove you're not drunk to me. write 5 true sentences about me with correct grammar.
I am sober. Because I don't drunk. It is bad. People die. I like Domenico because o he bag women what up?
If we have to be apart I understand. Being separated is probably best for our relationship now. I look forward to our booty calls.
Dude, I swear her tits are going to give me a concusion.
i was staring at it trying to desperately see a vagina
Its... i dont even know. theres lots of rap music and i cant find my shoes
Shrimp lo Mein doused in green apple Smirnoff is a rare delicacy only a few get to experience..guess I should consider myself lucky
My entire summer has consisted of being too drunk for this shit, too sober for this shit, or too hungover for this shit.
Seriously can I go through one convo where masturbating doesn't come up
I'm smoking a bowl with matches and a candle while my mother washes dishes downstairs. I thought adulthood was supposed to be different.
I tried to celebrate Halloween, Thanksgiving, Hannukah, and New Years all in one night.
Don't blame me. My vagina leads me astray.
It was a crazy night: tears were shed, blood was spewed, and bottles were emptied.
You can't hold me to anything I said last night; I was drunk on orgasms.
Randomize
