Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
And hes hitting me with his balls, really hard.
Soo I have a handle of 100 proof captain, cupcakes, and nothing to get up for in the morning.. This blizzard is shaping up to be a great night.
Stage 55 clinger. not a typo. I cannot even believe this shit.
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Between cock and motorcycle I'm glad I don't have to sit at work tomorrow
in my defense i said 'lock up your wives' before going out.
I guess I'm in a committed relationship. We just had shot 1 of 3 of Gardasil. I'm now dead inside.
I just had a threesome in the back of my mom's van. I'm pretty sure the rest of my week is going to be epic.
I just sent a snapchat of my boobs for Adderall. It's finals season.
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i think i just encouraged him to glue googly eyes to my boobs
You were a for sure 10. You put on a traffic cone to meet someone.
How the fuck did we end up at a strip club last night.. We started the night playing bingo at a church
finals do horrible things to a person. i haven't worn pants since friday
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
If history is any guide, his morals are no match for my tits
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