Update: Discussing lingerie with my father. He likes sheer black things. Not into the colorful stuff I wear.
I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
I hate it when you make eye contact with someone bcs you are about to make fun of them and they take it as a hint to come hit on you.
It was everywhere, it looked like he just took the leftovers and threw them around the bathroom... Festively...
in the past 3 nights i've fucked a millionaire, a drug dealer and a civil engineer... i dont really have a "type" anymore
in my defence, i did try to get you to put your shirt back on, then you screamed at me to stop telling you what to do
like a dude with a badge in a golf cart is gunna do shit. Unless he has a tazer. Then it's fair game.
I FEEL like I celebrated someone's 21st, but really I just celebrated Tuesday.
But once you explained how to fill cupcakes with semen I realize you were harmless and right on my level.
OMG BTW REMEMBER HOW HE ORDERED PIZZA THAT ONE TIME WE HOOKED UP. APPARENTLY HE WAS HANDING IT OUT TO PEOPLE WHO LIVE IN MY BUILDING AS HE WAS LEAVING
She literally took off her shirt and ran out of the bar. When she ran back she smashed into the glass door with her face....That's got to be the best way to celebrate your 30th.
Yes but I said "let's get a dog" not a drunk human so some rules will be established this evening
I definitely fucked a Trump supporter last night but I wouldn't let him fully admit it because then I would've had to leave and his cock and abs were too perfect
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
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