I'm sending you this that that when you wake up and see the girl sleeping next to you, you know who to thank
Yep. About to get on pornhub to spill some Christmas cheer
Oh the joys of strong arming a man into exclusivity
You're barking up the wrong lesbian.
I don't know if it's the amount i drank last night or the number of taylor swift statuses on facebook but i feel like puking everywhere
if this hangover is indicative of how 2011 is gonna be, i want nothing to do with it
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
if there weren't so many witnesses I 100% wouldve punted that squirrel
His rebound girl is half his size, looks like a leprechaun, is majoring in theater studies and has arms like Rosie O'donnell. Do I win?
my longitudinal study of the long term effects of sloth and alchol-intake is nearly complete.
so you are graduating this semester.
Vague recollection of me ripping your shirt off at the bar... I hope I asked first, otherwise that's real rude.
I think that's the first time Navy dress blues and a Ninja Turtles onesie have been involved in the same makeout.
I had mdma, weed, and alcohol in my system. My doctor seems to think that's how I tore my groin.
My ass is in a myriad of pain right now
Lesson learned - Taco Bell before a long night of BDSM is a BAD idea
Come on, what straight woman, gay man, or bi person HASN'T scrolled through Justin Trudeau pictures after a bad day?
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