I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
I just found your credit card inside the bag of chips
If im going to fail a midterm I might as well be drunk while I do it
before tonight, i was terrified of what tequila would make me do. but all it did was make me hook up with a movie star. sooo basically tequila's my new fave
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It's like alcoholism for beginners at my kitchen table.
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
I'm really hoping to find some quality strange ass tonight while at my court appearance.
That's not a good night. A good night is waking up with no skirt, no money, and the imprint of the edge of the bar on your forehead.
It feels like I'm breathing out my heart and it spreads through my limbs to my fingertips.
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I'd like to say yes, but I nearly lost my shit when I assumed there was no back to my house. I am not strong enough for hallucinations.
He was humming "here comes Peter cottontail" while unbuttoning his pants. Happy Easter to me
That's what I love about being a lesbian. My roommate's boyfriend watched her finger me and then he made me pancakes in the morning. AND THEN HE LEFT.
He smoked and I was tired so left before we did anything. I literally left him high and dry.
We broke up. My life is now 7 inches less.
she was just meowing in the corner eating frozen chicken nuggets
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