FOR A FUCKING 40?! A FUCKING 40?! YOU GAVE THE CAT AWAY FOR BEER?!
My mom make sausages for dinner...and all I could think of was your dog's penis..
At a pool hall. Dudes walkin around with fuzzy handcuffs cuffed to his belt. The douche bag level grows higher still
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
He put used condom on the handle of the plunger in the bathroom.
Morning yack off the fire escape. Girl walking by was mortified. Gooooooooo Ducks!!
I want to be you.
There's strippers and bear every where so ether you gave me the wrong address or this is the coolest birthday party thrown for a seven year old ever.
Stop treating my vagina like a slapchop.
Ugh I need to clean my floors/walls/ I actually don't understand why boys get drunk and pee on things
Next time one of us has a party everybody has to wear a diaper. But actually you just need a shit ton of disinfectant wipes and maybe a hazmat suit.
I'm not even pretending to study anymore. I'm straight up sleeping in the library
I found more straws in my beard this morning. Please stop doing that.
COCAINE IS GR8
This is not a test of the emergency warning system. He has broken my vagina. I repeat he has broken my vagina. Damn it was good.
He put your tit in his mouth. Professionalism is out the window after that.
okay valid
You shouted “im bobby labonte!” In the process of shoutgunning a beer. He said you were too redneck for him...
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