i'm at a stripclub and this bitch just lit her nipples on fire!
Sex on a trampoline was so worth getting a mosquito bite on my penis
he's sitting on top of the fridge in only a black speedo and wont get down
I'm going to look like a jackass in the Mexican newspaper tomorrow.
all i know is that i listed him in my phone as 'vagina cookies.' that can only be a good thing.
When I was with you my penis felt like a fat woman crammed into a pair of lulu lemons
there is something about beer and popsicles that make the world go round
My mom was looking at curtains for me and sent pictures and I had to be like "not the Disney princess pink and purple, more like an acid trip"
Whats your number? 5 or more?
Cinco. It sounds smaller in Spanish.
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
like, is this a date?? I'm sitting on his couch drinking a juice box while he makes taquitos in sweat pants
I am at a cat party and I just witnessed people lapping vodka out of a bowl for a contest. Lol
I made her pull the car over 5 times to puke because she was going to fast, apparently she was only going 30mph...
I party with great urgency now.
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