I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
Why don't I have your new number? And who have I been texting?
just read twilight to her over the phone, while in the bathtub, candlelight...i'd love to say no homo but that was so gay.
I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
the paramedic just looked at me like "you again?"
I think I just agreed to be an escort for an Asian guy who's gonna be in the city next weekend before he moves back to Shanghai...
we need to drink more beer. the fridge wont close.
the fact that he forgave me for making out with the bartender is proof that i can fuck my way out of anything.
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
So you get idea of what my night was like, I woke up this morning and the back of my head was orange
I got so stoned last night I thought I was in second grade again
MESSY REBOUND SEX HERE I COME! Time to start stretching to fit in my back seat again ...
BRING KITTENS I AM A GENIUS
I have no idea what to do with myself since we graduated.
I've just been napping and sexting all day.
and please, if you feel the urge to call me crying tomorrow night, do so. i will be home bored and sober.
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