i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
she hot?
i don't wanna talk about it
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
is pulling out brownies in the middle of class on 4/20 just too obvious?
Gong!
YOU'RE MARRIED NOW YOU CAN'T KEEP GONGING ME WHEN YOU GET LAID IT DOESN'T COUNT
I may hire someone just to sell my family the drugs they keep asking me for. It's cutting into my doing drugs time.
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
SURVIVAL MODE. WE CAN DO THIS. Celebratory survived-working-christmas-retail sex to follow
you're the one asking for my vibrator at 4 in the morning so reconsider your life
The best of us have puked in our office garbage cans. I just hope yours wasn't the metal mesh kind...and bagless like mine. Rock n roll office manager.
Speaking of, what are you doing next weekend? I'm going to a rope bondage seminar and may need a partner if my date bails.
We met up and made out in front of an empanada spot, if that's not romance then idk what is.
Yesterday I went home with one shoe, today I go home with three. Fucking win.
So my best friends wedding ended with everyone seeing me getting eaten out behind the forbes church. Classy!
Just found out a shooting happened in our parking lot while it was closed this morning. So thaaaaaaaaats fun.
Oh I had the weirdest dream in which I was an archeologist stealing a golden dildo from a snobby British person
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