Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
Puking blue powerade in mcdonalds parking lot to the applause of the guy taking out the trash with man in the mirror blasting in the background. Good morning stl
You were screaming at a bartender last night for not referring to you as god.
and apparently I tried to pay for beer with a tampon.
I'm cleaning the house. And I can't stop listening to Enrique Iglesias. Am I gay?
I even have the new album if that helps you make a decision.
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If i off myself, it'll be in a lobster costume in the hot tub with butter...
Congrats to the girl that left her positive preggo test in the bathroom...
hey, haven't seen your testicles in a while...you 3 still alive?
if i find out your the one who pierced my belly button im going to fuck your sister again
It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just saw a drunk bitch in the west village peeing on a car. You are not alone.
Got it in all night, now at a bar at 730 am and we are the only two people here. Somewhere my mid twenties father is applauding me.
Honestly and this might sound scary... But I want to get high and play with weapons
YOU WAXED MY CAT YOU SICK FUCK
Step one: We finally agreed on an au pair that we both wanna fuck.
RESPOND QUICKLY THIS IS AN EMERGENCY!!! LITERALLY AN 11 INCH DICK!!!!! HELP.
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