So I thought I was slick leaving his room this morning all incognito. Little did I know I was wearing his football jersey with his name across the back... stilettos & my bra was left behind. never seeing that again
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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
She made me add her as a friend on fb before she got into my bed... I sense a stalker
You know you're deprived when the only thing you taste while chewing gum is the 2 grams of sugar alcohol.
i just realized that im half way to my goal of puking in every single toilet on our floor
Also, did that cop draw hearts on everyone's hands last night?
You would not believe how incredibly hard it is to climb on top of a three story apartment buildings roof from the air conditioning unit
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
apparently we spent 30 minutes inside that big Nike store turning all of their Duke gear inside out. for some reason the employees didn't stop us.
I hate cuddling. I also hate when people breathe. Which he did, a lot. So he can go to hell.
Every bar we ever go to has a woman there who hates him. Getting so much vagina has never seemed so not glorious
we're decorating our christmas cookies with birth control. so pretty.
ERIN AND I ARE GETTING MATCHING VIBRATORS. I'M PEER PRESSURING YOU INTO JOINING THE CLUB. Besides we're the three best friends that anyone could have, you better not ruin that by being a pussy and not treating your pussy to awesomeness. That is all.
I'm about to get my nails done. Would the polish name "meet me at the altar" be too straight forward for a first date?
Cleaned the whole house at 7:30 and after cleaning the bathroom I think I had cocaine on my sweatpants
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