What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
and im sitting here waiting for them to work on my car. in a room full of men. that are too old for me. its like a sausage fest nightmare...
Mom is telling us about the time she drank her own breast milk. Help.
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is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
I'm wearing cowboy boots and showing way too much cleavage to be in a place with no jaeger.
Hey Im running from the cops. hiding in a bush. when you're approaching the intersection honk the horn twice and I will come out.
I am compiling a playlist that reminds me of all my best sexual encounters. It shall be called THE MUSIC OF MY VAGINA'S PEOPLE
She sucks enough dick that I could make her mouth a legitimate Yelp location.
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He showed me his night stand drawer...it has one too many sex things in it.
Exactly how many...is TOO many?
I'm too socially awkward and sexually frustrated to get through this evening sober.
Yeah, last night in the parking lot was hot. I'm sure whoever has the surveillance tapes thinks so too.
I also told the pizza delivery guy that he smelled good. I must be ovulating.
Its one thing to reject me, but to reject me AND my hottest friend AT THE SAME TIME!?!?
I often wonder if we’re introverted extroverts, but I don’t think so. I think we’re just easily tired scumbags
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