all we need is a web designer
and a bunch of prostitutes
I don't know if it's her mysterious past or atrocious grammar, but I think I'm in love.
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
Very nice. It looks like a Fisher-Price My First Dildo, but still very nice.
Don't byou dare ruin egg salad by putting your penis in it that would be so sad.
He asked if I smoke and I said "only fools like you on the basketball court!" Then I started crying. I think I'm about to have my period.
I came out, you were peeing on the car and when I asked why you said it deserved it because its a rental
Tequila me may have very bluntly told him that I wanted to touch his abs.
I have 39 hot sauces from Chipotle
It's like earning obesity badges
I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
Aint no party like a Broke College Girls Eating Stuffed Crust Pizza party
Sex on the trampoline with your two best friends cheering you on: PRICELESS.
I really wish you were home bc youre the only friend I could ask to use an at home waxing kit on my vagina. I need you.
so i might have slept on your bathroom floor last night...
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