If I were a hot girl. I'd whore around, I'd be awesome.
It was like the Ritz Carlton of jails. I got introduced to our criminal system the right way.
It's like you don't even want to get drunk with me everyday, anymore.
Your like the Mozart of blow jobs, you make every other girl seem like cheesy elevator music.
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
on the way to the hospital you kept asking if we could stop at the bar first. then you proceeded to puke out the window
We could supplement the Tour with Edward Andre-hands. Because 40s are for the 99%.
Sorry i vommed in a cup next to u w out warning.. Actually im not that sorry cuz i didn't spill a drop LIKE A PRO
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
The dick pic bandit just sent me a poem about showering..
if you're not jumping for joy when you see penis then you're looking at the wrong ones.
Like I wasn't going to make out with the hot Australian sitting next to me at the Portland blazer game?
The last time I went out with these guys I won an iced tea maker from a drag queen.
i dunno but you just looked at him said "youre making me really wet" and straight pissed your pants
It's his. I know, I'm pregnant with a genetic douche bag but at least he'll be pretty!
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