wow, farting in latex pants is really awkward.
I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
I had to go to the bank to confirm purchases made on 10/31/09 because they were signed as Lady Gaga
True Life: I hate vaginal excretions
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The woman exiting the men's room tried convincing me she was actually a good-looking man.
I left two hundred in singles in your car sorry about the mess
Just write off about 10000+ brain cells and 6 months of your lifespan.
Sounds like a normal friday night
you took a potato out of your pocket and just started eating it raw. don't know where the potato came from though
21st birthday = success
So many Oreos I'm regretting this decision already but I'm happy at the same time...The straddle is real
Struggle. Not straddle. I'm not straddling anyone.
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I am going to go Miley Cyrus crazy if I don't get sex soon
Headline in the alligator: young zeta goes berserk after lack of sex and is found naked swinging from wrecking ball on university ave, refuses to get down until sex partner is found
Didn't want to waste the cheese dust from the white cheddar popcorn, so I gave him a handjob, followed by the most delicious blowjob ever. Win-win.
I haven't even had my coffee yet and you're being slutastic
Fuck me first. Then we can craft and watch Terminator 2.
I remember walking into a bathroom stall that had a couple fucking in it and giving them a condom and a thumbs up and then leaving
Have you had an orgasm with an n95 mask on yet? It was better than being choked.
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