the best part about tonight...knowing when i wake up in the morning his car will still be full of packing peanuts..and mine wont
smelt my brothers hands when he got home to see if he lied about smoking again...he didn't lie but i definitely didn't expect to smell some other girls vagina.
Ohmy god im about to fuxk my TA. i thyought this was a dream but i love you. <3
It's my first ever "i'm sorry for my excessive drug use" hand turkey. And I think it's pretty boss.
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Just drove past the dude that came in your sock
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
I paid your brother in tostitos to drive me home.
After he came, I wiped my mouth on my baby blanket. I could feel nana rolling over in her grave.
I've drank literally 19 beers and am still good. Utah is worthless
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I'm proud of you for choosing to be an organ donor on your fake!!
She text me that night and asked how the dick was and I quote my drunk self "average at best"
You handed me an unpeeled grapefruit off the frat basement floor and then took a bite out of it.
Look, I tried but his dick tasted like disappointment.
Well I just saw a fully naked man doing a headstand in a cooler of ice water.
Can I send you a random dick pic? It's got a lightsaber tattoo
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