First time i ever had an awkward silence during sex.
Puked in a plastic neiman Marcus bag while driving. My biggest accomplishment yet
im pretty sure while i was fucking her my dog was fucking her dog too
he was wearing a tuxedo, i was naked...it's a long story.
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What can I say, we hook up during the holidays.. We're a seasonal couple
I won't go into too much detail about this but you should probably wash your sheets. In bleach. Or just burn them. Thanks for letting me sleep in your bed bro. Enjoy scotland.
The bartender said he wanted to turn you gay, and we got free shots the rest of the night
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
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I don't like how my gyno is telling me how to live my life.
You gave my cousin a blowjob and are facebook friends with my mom. Is there a name for this level of friendship?
Her boyfriend offered to buy me a vibrator. I'm not sure how to feel about that.
sorry bout the carpet, but you DID call it "blackout punch" not "don't vom on my floor punch"
Remember that gum I swallowed 3 days ago? I just threw it up.... whole.
You were so drunk, you kept telling everyone you had a platinum vagina.
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