your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
It was awkward until we both realized our obsessions with harry potter and sangrias were the same. Now were in love.
You need tk get a life and stop texting me about fictional characters. I don't give a shit.
Scratch that. Lia's boy toy's brother has a gorilla costume. This is gonna be great.
wait, do i give off the impression that i DON'T want girls to show me their boobs if i video chat with them?
Grandma was not a fan of the beer-can ornaments. Not "traditional".
Miller High Life will be the death of me. Well, that and shower sex.
when im done with her im going to need you to carry me on your shoulders as i poses victoriously for all those who were within earshot
I only feel half bad for cheating on him because while we were fucking I was given great relationship advice and now I'm ready to work some things out.
If we can only get laid once in a blue moon, apparently this will be our month.
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
My roommate just caught me cleaning a tostitos queso jar with my hand and eating it. He didn't judge. Bonding moment.
You keep making the old jokes & I'm gonna come down with a sudden case of low-estrogen related vaginal dryness..
My butt remains clenched, sir.
Drunk within and hour of coming home from work, merry christmas bitch
A total of 3 guys left my apartment this morning. That was my first clue to my black out endeavors last night. Gotta love wine Wednesdays.
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