awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
so i completely puked my brains out. a lot. he held me up so i could brush my teeth. then we proceeded to hook up for the next four hours.
he's a keeper
nailed a girl as she was wearing a darth vader shirt. Cross that one off my list.
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In Vegas, have spent the last 48 hours wearing a viking helmet and fanny pack. I consider this to be a career high since drinking is my career
First rule of pills: If you can't remember what it is, take half.
Its not small because its small, Its small because it was cold outside
someone wrote on his wall: "congrats on your engagement"
I think you may want to look into that...
I was fingering her, she was moaning, and we were singing Mulan
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You can't talk like Dr. Evil to me five minutes after the greatest orgasm of my life.
When I was sick she came over with Call of Duty, animal crackers and a handjob. Honor says I can't dump her until Easter
Why is everyone judging me for telling the cat a bedtime story?
I have jizz, in my hair. I'm sitting in class with jizz. In. My. Hair. I need to make better life choices.
If we were teenagers we would intentionally be trying to burn down this historic landmark
He in a way got kinda cockblocked by Jesus
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