is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
the homeless guy was waiting for me this morning. this is the closest to a boyfriend ive had in years.
Do you want the something i can tell my mom in ten year version or the you're gonna call me a whore but be proud version?
It's like my butt was the only innocence I had left and now I don't even have that.
In case you were wondering, taking me to see beauty and the beast in theaters would totally get you an unsolicited sloppy beej in the parking lot afterwards.
You should probably take note of that and make it happen.
Hey remember that night when you sang Fergie to me? I think that's the exact moment in time when the thought "I could be faithful to this man" came into serious consideration.
In the bath trying to absorb water through my skin because I can't drink it.. That hungover
Being sober is no fun. Karaoke and not wearing pants are not socially acceptable things to do anymore and this depresses me.
He's bringing a lesbian pretending to be his girlfriend to family Christmas. I can not wait to see how this goes.
Wait, how many people just saw my dick?
What the hell kind of sad excuse for a bottom are you
Please tell me you haven’t left campus yet!!!! I forgot my Hitachi and will not survive Thanksgiving without a steady supply of orgasms
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