how do we leave politely?
Tell them I'm going into labor. I will spill a beer and tell them m water broke.
Some dude gave me a questioning look as I came out of the women's toilet. I just responded 'blowjob' and he understood, then shook my hand.
he will always be the guy i fucked in the hallway.
I don't know if I have the sustained energy level for partying hard
Not a choice. You are mistaking my comments as options. My statements are facts. This is what is happening.
You screamed "she never feeds them anyway" and threw the fish tank off the 3rd floor balcony. Don't park on our side of the building.
U took a sewing needle to his nipple
Psshh,
Leaving your birthday party to engage in a threesome IS allowed. I checked the rule book.
Oh you have a half-brother? Why that's right up my alley! Let's cause family strife
Tearing families apart since 2011.
why is there blood on my car? and are we still friends?
I had sex on a sidewalk in downtown Chicago... I don't think I have anymore morals to lose.
I took a 19 year old to a strip club and ended up in a three way. Divorced life might be OK.
Kelly and I just had sex, and you didn't call or text to interrupt, are you alive? We are both concerned.
Validation I posted a good pic? The lonely fuckboys send out the booty call signal. Of course I answered the call; Gotham needs its hero.
I fished a Couples Masturbation DVD out of somebody’s trash and kept it. That’s how desperate I am.
She yelled “outlaw country” right before we heard the police siren
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