weddingsv make me drug and hornr
These pubs in Ireland act like hand jobs aren't the universal currency
he thinks the dog can do a keg stand. i will let you know how it turns out
My getting drunk and marrying a stranger in Vegas final court annulment papers just came in the mail... I might frame that shit
I asked if he wanted to come over and he said he was busy. Then I sent him a pic of me in the bath with the bottle of wine I already finished and all of a sudden he was free. Booty calls are too easy.
I have a broken liver
I see that the whole "let's take a break from drinking" has worked out really well for us.
My sister was not impressed when she got here. I was standing in the doorway in my underwear drinking a beer. At 2pm. On a Monday.
I can assure you I didn't go home with a girl, because I woke up on someone's porch
I started the day with dreams of getting laid and ended it with the reality of eating Taco Bell in my bed with my dog.
He drunk texted me what I think is two snails fucking on a mushroom. Is "you sick bastard" too mild a rejection?
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
We'd like to invite you to our threesome! Lingerie is encouraged and drinks will be provided. Next Friday, roommate night, my bedroom. Hope to see you there!
The guy next to me on the bus has one hole in his jeans that has over 20 mini dicks drawn on his leg. Classic.
She stood up through my sunroof the entire drive home. screaming her ass off and singing free falling..
Am I the only person in the world that does not give a shit about the avengers?
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