Did you fuck her?
If by "fuck her" you mean "threw up on her shoes," then yes, I achieved that.
I want to see you every morning in the kitchen ass naykid on roller blades making pancakes.
Stop sending me these texts. This is your mom, not your girlfriend.
You cheat on me once, shame on me. You cheat on me with a white girl, it's fucking over
Found my puke from September encrusted to the floor under the dresser while cleaning before move out ..... Oh Freshman year
I actually enjoy jerking off to her facebook more than I enjoy actually fucking her. Just something with our generation
Don't make it weird, I don't think about you when I'm climaxing, it's just that I see you rooting me on.
We fucked to showtunes. Never going out with a theatre major ever again.
Shits getting dirty between us in her dad's bedroom. I'm talking early millennium rap and r&b
i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
But I did spend part of my morning scrubbing your cum off my grandmothers piano.
Because I know nothing is hotter than ocean themed dick pics on SnapChat...
Thx for last night. I've never had so much fun while being told my life decisions are questionable at best.
There is a man in my bed with "new zealand" tattooed on his back. Wtf happened last night?
sometimes i just have a bad day n consider lowering my standards
I'm with jana at walgreens picking out penis rings.... Did you know they sell vibrators at walgreens? Wtf?
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