Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
Call me immediately, my only recent boy news involves me biting a dick.
There are Star Wars cutouts in his basement. Obi Wan Kenobe watched me give him a handjob.
I wish there were college classes that were useful to your daily life, like how to pack a proper bowl in pitch black darkness.
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this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
Honestly the war on drugs is dumb and you can just sleep in my bed which is mega comfortable anytime you want. There I said it
I feel like you just railed me after that sext
I've been on the toilet for an hour. On a six day bender. My ass feels like its leaking vodka
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Do you remember telling our cab driver you were going to fuck a penguin?
Why do I have a separate credit card just for booze? Because I saved enough points so Saturday we are flying to Denver to smoke legal weed and fly back in the same day.
Bruh. He just said the words "cyber sex"-is it 1999?
He went down on me while I was on the phone with my grandma.
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
i just wanted have a romantic star gaze moment with him. untill he let out a massive fart.
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