I need to shower the guilt off of my thighs.
I tried making the sex a little better this time so right before I blew I yelled "ready or not here I come!"
who's fault is it that she tells me today she is only 16 because i definately met her at the bar...
Im interpreting your silence as a silent plea for me to come wake you up. See you soon.
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Just realized after we're done pre-gaming for St. Patricks Day, we have March Madness, the first day of spring, and Easter to pre-game for. March is a great month.
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
well i had to explain to their mom why the kids i babysit for won't stop repeating the phrase "nice juicy guido"
do we own a ladder
We do not.
then how am i on the roof
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
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I threw a beer bottle at the bartender and pissed myself. Somehow, I didn't get kicked out.
I need to wash the frat house off of me
Why is there never any toilet paper at his apartment? What does he wipe his ass with? WHAT DOES HE WIPE IT WITH?!?
How do you explain to your mom that you let your friend stab you in the leg while drunk and high on coke?
He totally fucked me in his Chewbacca socks
I think I was just motorboated by a 4-year old girl.
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