I am really glad that on the inside of a card from your grandparents you have transcribed the rules for circle of death
pretty sure mid blowjob I told him I needed to call you and ask you if this was whore-ish. He hid my phone from me.
Would love to except that I crashed into a hearse in a funeral procession about an hour ago so I think that pretty much put an end to my day.
remember the used condom we threw behind my bed? my mom found it and is accusing me and making a big deal out of it,
Haha! You pissed me off, so I actually told her to go look behind your bed. Good thing I moved to Nevada, so your dad can't kick my ass. Good luck bitch.
I really wish you were half the slut you're sister was in college
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
I am gathering blankets and bags of horse grain to pad my truck bed so I have a comfy place to crash when I get home, without the inconvenience of stairs. Or doors. Or walking. But with the refreshing scent of molasses.
My high school reunion is Thursday so I need to find an outfit that says "Haha, you got fat and I got tits. Suck it, bitches."
So feel off my bed lastnight into the trashcan. On the plus side i thought under my bed was a cave and i went exsploring
If you really loved me, you'd support my weed habit.
As the person who squeezed you out of my vagina, the answer is no.
I just really wish I could go back and unsex him. Waste of my vagina.
She's got Mike in the bathroom. He's covered in meat.
Wait are we really having an orgy on Tuesday?
When I woke up this morning I swear my mouth tasted like dick and rolaids.
Don’t eat the Doritos. Jeff was eating them while he was watching porn
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