some girl in front of me in class just googled "hungover+throwing up blood"
I'm playing with the baby I just found in your kitchen
after we had sex he went grocery shopping. at 6 am. i've never been more confused in my life
It's almost like sex with her has gotten boring... like it's still good, but the creativity is lacking... it's times like these that i wish she still wanted me to gag her
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Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
Just found a "how to get laid" book on the dresser and am now a victim of method number 16 corollary 7.
He poured all of the vodka into the sweet tea and said that tomorrow it would be called 'surprise drunk.' then we had sex.
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
told our landlord the hole in the wall was from your head during drunk sex..
how did he take it?
not as well as i would have thought
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I would have gladly let him decapitate me with the way he was biting on my neck.
Bathtub drinking tim. I have no pool so I work with what I have
my dad has now seen 6 different dudes grab my ass. i guess i should start a list.
Do you remember doing synchronized hip thrusts to Michael Jackson? Probably one of my favorite parts of the night
Martha Stewart has had a one night stand and is unsure if she's had a threesome. I no longer feel slutty.
don't think less of me for this, but i'm pretty sure he did a line off my boob last night.
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