I bet he comes in French.
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
I just saw a guy getting escorted with handcuffs on, I'm too drunk to be at the airport right now.
I'm considering failing out of my last semester of college just so I can keep fucking him.
frozen drink friday is suspended until further notice
Did you really lure me out of the bar with a blond holding a dunkin donuts bag? Well played sir, well played.
He bought segways. We ride them when we get drunk. Last night he ran through the sliding glass door.
there's an entire drinking game devoted to nobody liking her face
I think girls have an advantage in chugging contests. We know how to just open our throats.
So, I had a dream last night that involved you as an actual cloaked Captain America and a lot of weird sex, and I didn't hate it.
He understood my need for pizza was more important than my need for sex. He's the one.
I blacked out. Broke into their house. Took a shit, and left. This is why you can't leave me unattended.
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