But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
I don't know what you're doing, but there's a dragon on my street.
A 20 minute car ride back to your car with the girl u had drunk anal with is the most uncomfortable thing ever.
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
She's like a pop up book from hell.
My epitaph should read "Margaritas: she never learned"
On the bright side since it was a Tuesday you weren't even in jail for the long! that could've been worse!
You were running around drunk in a Toga chasing the frat's Husky. Of course they remember you.
And you were like "stop making pop tarts, lil bowow" as you grabbed the pop tarts from your ex and consumed them. Teach me your ways.
Like I had to call my dad because I couldn't manage to unlock the door. And when he got there to open it I was climbing the gate to get in.
is buying liquor on my lunch break too aggressive?
I wrote an entire paper in under an hour about The Nightmare Before Christmas. I was also high as shit and pretty sure I dedicated half the page to the animation but still.
I may not have my dignity, pride or sanity but I have my pants.
is it bad that I'm more worried about having to take out my piercings than the fact that I might be having a kid
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