This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
I just creeped all your pictures on Facebook -- it was like I watched you grow up right before my eyes.
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
It was a sobriety test blowjob. If he could get it up, he could get me home.
She barfed in the corner of the baby pool. Then she yelled "it's okay" repeatedly while trying to scoop it out.
Experimentation with dessert toppings followed by shower sex. Only logical progression bro.
you know I love you but I need to see your friends tits
The intern claims someone glued plastic eyeballs to his penis last night. He going to show everyone in the conference room at 3pm. There is a $5 cover charge.
I got kicked out of the bar for suggesting that the bartender drop her tits into my Redbull instead of the usual liquor
I got blood in my smoothie but it still tastes ok. Fuck glenfiddich.
Seriously, she had fingers that made me thank a god I don't even believe in that I'm gay.
Like what? And no, shrooms cannot be party favors.
I just drunkenly signed my mortgage application...
Is this how the global financial crisis happened?
Haha. I found pics last week of me getting motorboated by a girl while i was taking a shot. Hahaha in my wedding dress. Classy
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