Omg. Just talked to a semi driver from nebraska. Got her truck stuck. Gave her and her riding buddy a glass of vodka and a cig. YES.
Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
Just did free shots of tequila at a walmart. Hello Mexico
She looked like a pterodactyl.....but dude i love dinosaurs
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
So I'm probably the first guy in history to tap out of a blowjob.
She either was great at sex or I finished the whole bottle of svedka my self
Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.
Def regretting not writing "will blow for extra credit" on my last final
The first aid guy just told us to go get hammered...I'm taking his advice
Im done having sex . he ruined it for me after he said " can we use my penis as a shovel ?"
It must have been an amazing night, I have "my pants are responsible people" written on my pants in permanent marker.
Haha he was not a poor little guy. If he'd talked to me or something I might feel bad. But since I saw him groping other girls as well as myself there's no sympathy coming from me
He's just picking out the right girl. I do the same thing with fruit. Grope them, squeeze them, smell them. I have to know I'm getting quality fruit.
This isn't just a hangover. I can feel the blood moving through my veins, and it hurts.
That sounds promising. I'm twerking to human nature.
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