I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
I don't know if it's her mysterious past or atrocious grammar, but I think I'm in love.
my mom walked in on me smoking weed alone, listening to the eagles, and just staring at the river. she totally knew.
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I just spent the past twenty minutes checking out a girl who turned out to be a mannequin. I need AA.
no seriously. she's even got the premier of the real L word on her calendar at work. that lesbian.
he offered to walk down from the bar this morning to my house and bring me a guinness...
how romantic. its the irish mans version of flowers
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
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I decided that Calgary can keep my underwear. They earned it.
But it's ok cause then I turned my tequila blanket into a tequila comforter and I felt no pain
Did you catch one of my beer pong balls in your cleavage or was that a dream?
I woke up to him "wax on, wax off"-ing my boobs. I just reminded myself that I love him and let it happen.
In celebration of finishing my homework, lets drink tea w/ vodka
She was a cheerleader in college and President of her sorority and now she’s a sales rep for a pharmaceutical corporation. “High maintenance hot” doesn’t even begin to explain it
But dear lord is it worth it
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