Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
my boss made my mugshot into an 'employee of the month' poster.
Are you drunk? Because I am and if you're not, this may be very awkward in the morning
Thats for me to know and you to find out.
So if I tell her fire is hot and it will burn her... she's probably just going to keep throwing her vagina at it huh?
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Can you bring me a corn dog or something shaped like one?
My vagina needs her own mother sometimes.
I traded him cumming in my face for a year for a Disney annual pass. One giant leap back for feminism, one small step for the adult child Disney fan.
You've been dating this guy for a month now and as your best friend I have to complain that I still don't how big his dick is.
Well.. If you trust a test that only costs a dollar, I'm not pregnant
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First. I had the strength. Now. I am the death.
Woah don't start going all boyfriend on me now, you're here for one thing and one thing only and that's sex, hot shameless sex.
Maybe life is about finding the person you DO want to cuddle with after they rail you like a porn star
I’m at that point in my trip where I’m kinda hot, kinda cold and I have to remember to breathe.
I have never been that aroused while laughing my ass off in my life
On the plus side, he ate me out and gave me an orgasm. But he also talked about robots during sex and mispronounced it like the dad in the goldbergs and called them “robits”
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