This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
Sandwiches eeeeeeverywhere.
he was like "finding out that arrested development was cancelled" bad
you made me watch la bamba, and then you yelled at me for disrespecting your mexican heritage.
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There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
I could literally track my booty calls if I ever got knocked up by my parking tickets
Getting blown during the Cavs game doesn't make it any less depressing.
You left for an hour, then walked up to us at the bar, pulled 80 dollars out of your bra and yelled " drinks are on him".
Woke up with your brother in my bed...where do you want me to return him?
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Am I really that high, or did I just spray febreeze outside ?
Adults smoke weed in footie pajamas man. You just gotta accept me for who I am.
Dude. Went to buy some jack and sailor Jerry, when the guy at the counter realized it was my birthday everybody in the store including the stoners and the elderly sang to me. Then they gave me shots of moonshine. 21st bday was a success
If she "comes out" to me I guess I'll high five her. That's pretty much my response to everything these days.
I'm 2 seconds away from smashing the bottle and drinking it off the counter with a straw.
WELL THEN WHAT DAY IS IT?!?! This whole having to choose between ruining my future and ruining my liver is totally killing my vibe
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