My roommate just did the walk of shame in last nights corset back to our room to find her dad there. THATS why i go to school out of state.
I need to remember that good judgment goes out the window after the 7th shot and the 3rd Lady GaGa song.
The required reading for this week is a paper about birds called great tits. Let's see my TA keep a straight face through this discussion.
I'm doing laundry in pjs and heels, home alone with my margarita bucket.
He wouldn't give me a cup of water for my bong so i sat in the drive thru to run up the timer until he gave it to me.
I'm pretty sure every guy I've been with this weekend has made a solid attempt at getting me pregnant...
I dont know what we smoked last night but I woke up and found out I started writing a book called White Trash Princess. Its the best thing Ive ever read
You were running around waving the flier in everyone's face and thats how we ended up in a church eating free breakfast tacos at 3 am
Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
DON'T PUKE iN THE PRINGLES CAN, WHATEVER YOU DO!
I called him a "Beautiful Bastard" with "Beautiful Bastard Hair". That is how you pick up a guy from Denmark.
I think that all guys are assholes, some of them just have less assholeish qualities that we accept in our lives and that we can look past enough to deal. They have to be a pretty special asshole.
I broke another vibrator the other day. Abstinence is not for me.
i just really want to fuck a guy wearing lederhosen
it'll be sexier than it sounds, i promise
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
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