Yeah I guess I was Pocahontus. If she were a trifling drunk who hung out in her undies, with possible brain damage.
ive never been actively dumping during the pledge of allegiance before today...
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
headbutted the bartender, tried to bite the bouncer, and pissed on a cops shoes. and i still got laid. god, it's good to be home
when my professor asked "does anyone know what streches across south america" and a kid in the back row said "my exgirfriends vagina" i knew i was at home.
Hahaha alright after 5 shots I'm not allowed to touch glass or boys with girlfriends.
You have permanently scared my back with your nails. I would like to congratulate you on a job well done.
They glued all of the ceiling tiles shut.
oh my god. you caused complete remodeling to a college campus that you don't even go to
Finishing last nights 1.5L of wine and beef jerky for breakfast. Work looms, ever the prickly bitch.
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
Kid got so high from the brownies he forgot his own name. Welcome to college.
I had sex in a panda mask the other night.
I haven't gotten dressed in 4 days. God bless you, unemployment.
I have to sleep with him. We're too much alike. It's like clash of the titans, except instead of clashing, he's putting it in me.
Not even a manhunt keeps my brother and his friends from the bars
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