He started to lick my mole,thinking it was my nipple.
i just stepped in cum. i hate you.
Thats what happens when you don't swallow.
Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
You should really come over right now. There's hot construction workers across the street. I'm gonna go pour beer on myself in a bikini on the sidewalk. See you in 5?
He passed out while I was riding him, and just when I was about to call it quits he opens his eyes and squeezes my boobs and goes Honk! Honk!
She's in Spain. I'm in Holland. World Cup Final is Sunday.
Dude, it's like the Romeo and Juliet of FIFA.
Im only slightly posetive that left over guacamole and wine are unacceptable for breakfast at 6.30 am
So you plan on doing double washing machine sex? Like. A double date. But with sex. On a washing machine..?
I wish Samuel L. Jackson would narrate our bar crawls
How interesting! I'm adding this to my list of things to discuss with you between fucks.
please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen
i can't, we're worse now
The cop actually kicked the bitches out of the cab so we could get ours. I flipped them all off as the door was shutting. That drunk.
I was angry that a college kid had a new Audi
so I peed on it
Dear Ex-Sister-in-Law, I never thought I would say this, but I just found your panties in my back seat. Please remind me to give them back.
Stop saving videos when you’re using my pornhub account!!! My girlfriend just tried to finger my butt because she thinks I’m into that
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