What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
I admit it's going to be hard to top a limo orgy and Mcnuggets....but I have faith in you
She put up a picture of her grandmother on facebook, looks like the lazy eye runs in the family
I am NOT getting arrested in a wig.
I have so much boob sweat I could bathe a baby
The first thing we did this morning was see if we could see her barf in the prking lot from the roof. We could. It was in 5 spaces.
I need a drink and a shade of lipstick that will put the fear of God in a man's heart.
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
I'm trying to fuck him and feed him. I don't understand why it isn't working.
I almost got decked by a guy who looked like Mr. Clean. How was your night?
This is the second time you've stolen a pet when you're drunk, given it back and cashed in on a reward...I think you have a problem
Gotta pay my student loans some way
I just want to be like "i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it"
You ripped the leaves off the top of a pineapple then rubbed the rough skin part all over your face saying "this is how you mate with other species"
last night you said that you wanted to hold my dick as you slept because it was like having a stuffed animal.
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