I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
We were walking home when he passed out, we left him. Just got a call from him, hes in a jail in Canada.
Seriously. You just grinded your ass all over the heisman trophy's dick. I want you to think about that.
He managed to completely creep out every girl I was with last night. It was almost inspiring how efficient it was.
and now that ive poetically compared your vagina to a nuclear missile, I hope youre prepared for this date.
i think if i got caught drinking at work i could get away with it if i started crying and saying my cat just died. as long as i'm confident.
No. And Marissa said shitting in the handicap bathroom at work does not get you into the club. You have to shit yourself. She said.
he told me to hold it and try to write my name in the snow and it seemed like a bonding moment because neither one of us had ever done that before. i didn't anticipate it vibrating and weirding me out therefore making me let go and get my hand peed on.
I'm waiting at the bar and am surrounded by unattractive women.
You need to get here and rebalance this disturbance in the force.
So note to self oboe reeds soaked in Apple Rubinoff sound GREAT.
I was in a penguin suit. Dick out. I am confident in the value of my pic.
I don't even know if he's actually hot or just hot because he plays hockey..
You did not just say that.
Interlocking vagina powers go!!'
Oh god, your drunk again aren't you?
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