You and i never got to the, we dont care what we look like friend-stage. you know? like not brushing your teeth stage.
sorry im really high
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
If your wondering where your blanket is, I put it on the 2 guys you brought home last night. Their still sleeping outside on the trampoline.
The gay bar tender told me I looked like Prince William. And that I needed my balls licked.
I am wearing two different shoes and just swallowed my gum. Wake the fuck up and bang the bartender already.
We lost our room key and found it in his pocket with 3 pieces of fish.
This is the guy I made out with and it made me think of my dad. Let's never talk about it again.
Also you can't just sext a Michelle quote from Full House.
He referred to his penis as "The Purple Headed Yogurt Slinger." I'm both disgusted and turned on
You know its a good night when ur woken up by the bartender asking you how he ended up at your house
I know you do it only because of my toyota, but thank you for fucking me. Seriously.
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