He famously once noted that women should wear white "like all other domestic appliances,"
I woke up with semen in my invisalign. My molars were just marinating in it
I don't want end up bound and gagged in the back of a van headed for rehab. Bound and gagged OK. Just not the rehab part.
at roughly 3:30am you called me saying you were gonna start a big game of strip twister in politics class and i was your partner.
He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
She wore that goddamn strap-on all night. When she was playing guitar hero it kept getting in the way but she just wouldn't take it off.
My summer fucks are coming back to haunt me with a vengeance.
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
I found the bottle of ketchup and sobe you tried to hide in the middle of the lawn last night
The walls are thin & apartments are narrow so all the bedrooms are next to each other. Our complex could compete in synchronized orgasms.
I would have been the big man on campus...just flop my wang out on the table and how them what they were gonna deal with if they dropped the soap
Are you setting a date to bone me?
Are you accepting?
I have vodka and a slip n slide so of you could come over that would be great
When you're done railing that chick, there is still half a pizza and some ninja turtle mac and cheese down here if you want
I just had a random tinder dude give me a ride home from school because my car is dead. Tinder rules! It's like Uber, but with boys who want to impress you.
Randomize
